You Can’t Even Be Gay If You’re DEAD!

According to Time Magazine, the Vatican is having a problem with the beatification process of Cardinal John Henry Newman. When he died in 1890, he insisted on being buried next to his long-time companion Ambrose St. John. Since Newman may achieve full Sainthood within a year, the Vatican wants to move his remains, to where, according to the Vatican, “they will be more accessible for venerating faithful.” Also to where no one will raise questions about what a supposed Saint was doing wanting to spend the After Life with the same guy with whom he spent the During Life.

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